The eNotes Blog Two Tales of CampusFails

Two Tales of CampusFails Ahh idyllic picture of college life, mais non? Well, recently on American campuses, two not-so-wonderful events transpired. Fail Numero Uno: Lets begin with that bastion of   the Ivy League, Cornell University. It seems that the schools stalwart repositories of knowledge, its libraries, have been used for some non-academic purposes, namely the filming of pornographic videos. Perhaps the videos were an ironic take on the cinematic genre, perhaps, an  homage  if you will, to youth and freedom and self-expression. Perhaps it was just your standard porn featuring a young lady engaged in some solo activity and co-starring Carpenter Hall, the  Engineering Schools library. One student, who (in the pursuit of education, I am sure) watched the video before the (I assume frantic) campus administrators removed the link, offers this analysis:   Shes facing a window (the one by the bike racks) and its broad daylight. And at one point you can see people behind her studying. Fail Numero Dos:   Ever accidentally hit reply all on an email and immediately realize youve spammed dozens of people? Well, imagine that to the tune of  forty thousand  people. Thats just what happened to NYU student  Max Wiseltier, who innocently was trying to simply reply to the bursars office. He realized his error almost instantly and tried to do the right thing by apologizing to those who received the email meant only for the bursar. It should have ended there. But, as the campus newspaper reported, Maxs email  triggered a rare, University-wide revelation. That revelation?  We simultaneously realized that any message, complaint, whim, link, video, or GIF could be sent to nearly 40,000 people in an instant. It didnt take long for thousands of students to act on this delightful way to terrorize their campus. The system, unsurprisingly, soon crashed. Not long after, it was discovered that incorrect listserv software was attached to the original message, sparking what is now going down in campus legend as the Reply-apocalypse. Whoops.